nutter butter tea bag
it’s when you wipe your -ss from back to front while brushing the sh-t filled toilet paper against your nut sack. this will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. you then proceed to find a nasty wh-r- that doesn’t mind having a sh-t smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. “hence a nutter b-tter tea bag”.
sh-t on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. “nutter b-tter tea bag”
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