NVD
chief cause of suicide by unleashing rabid squirrels onto your own body
nvd is a threat to suicide clinics everywhere, and it smells really bad
killer of dodos everywhere
the natural predator of the dodo was nvd which crushed them all to death using a flag pole and a pair of pink fluffy earm-ffs
derogatory term for a rapist out loose in a radioactively active area
how dare you call him an nvd, you sick ugly freak!
abbreviation for no vale d-ck. a tex-mex slang term meaning not worth d-ck.
1girl: have you seen spencer?
2girl: nah, last time i saw him, he was doing the beer bong.
1girl: what?? why didnt u stop him? you know once he hits the beer he can’t hang for sh-t. nvd when it comes to that.
no v-g-n-l down-time
-bro, it was an awesome weekend i had nvd!
-i thought you spent the weekend helping my mom paint her guestroom?…
-yeah man! no worries.
chief causes of global warming, acid rain, infanticides, death of balloon animals, and sbds
without nvd, the world would be a better place…
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