nymphony

noun: (rhymes with symphony) s-xual noises made by a woman, screaming, moaning, dirty talk, bed shaking, etc. purely for theatrical effect rather than actual s-xual response. a woman puts on a nymphony when she wants to draw attention to the fact that she’s a super hot f-ck, a nympho, or generally has something else to prove.
deb: “ron’s coming over tonight. we’ll probably end up doing it. should i throw down a nymphony on him or play it cool?”
beth: “that’s a tough one. you don’t want him to think you’re some kind of wh-r- or something. i say, start off all sweet and innocent, and they break out the nymphony, like he’s just so godd-mn good you can’t help it. that’ll drive him wild.”

andrea: “oh g-d, slam me harder, you s-xy f-ck! i wanna feel it for a f-cking week! ah yeah! f-ck me!”
paul: “dammit! tone down the nymphony, girl. your mother’s right downstairs!”
andrea: “my mother did the exact same thing to me last night with her new bf. i’m just getting her back.”

jack: “my roommate had that hot sl-t of girlfriend over again last night. they were at it until 4 a.m., just slamming the bed against the bedroom wall and she was screaming like a p-rn star.”
ben: “i still say it’s just a nymphony. that chick has the hots for you big time. she’s just letting you know what she has to offer.”
to enter into an uncontrollable state of continuous nyphonic squirting -rg-sms lasting as long as a symphony.
after convulsive, frenzied orgazms, jenna could only whimper to her lover, “that was a nymphony“.