O.C.C.D.
obsessive compulsive computer disorder. when someone cannot accept what people say in casual conversation as being truth until they look it up on their computer or internet accessible phone. symptoms include frequent googling at the dinner table, church or other inappropriate places.
heather is so o.c.c.d. she cannot even sit through a conversation without going onto her phone to see if what people are saying is true.
obsessive compulsive chat disorder – when you compulsively and absent-mindedly check your facebook or other chat despite knowing that no-one you want to talk to will be online.
the internet equivalent of constantly checking the empty fridge in the hope that some good food has materialised since you last checked it 5 minutes ago.
occd in action:
6:23pm – d-mn it, john’s not online
6:30pm – hey, maybe john’s online now…
6:36pm – i’m bored, i should just make sure john’s still not online
6:40pm – maybe if i check just once more he’ll miraculously appear…
obsessive compulsive call disorder
occd is a condition which causes a person to repeat call to get your attention irrelevant of what you might be doing for irrelevant and unimportant reasons… “oh my god.. i have 7 missed calls in the last 5 mins” …also afflicts exes who refuse to accept you have ceased to require them in your lives…..
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