O-fer
to repeatedly try and fail. reflection of sports game standings: as in the “oh” in “0-8”.
used to describe the condition of total lack of success after many tries: “cr-p, i’m going o-fer.”
ian: “you’re totally dominating me at ‘topspin'”
bill: yeah, you’re going o-fer here. get your cr-p together… here, have a heinekin.”
german for bad hitter
ya man i took an o’fer today
a person who cant get anything right in life and kind of is a lose.
“man mr. pearson is ofer life”
a man who has no dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)
” jimmy is such an ofer!”
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