O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome
a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: hey anthony, come over and let’s drink some wine.
anthony: i’m sorry i can’t. my booty is very saggy and sticky today. i can’t get up my sofa.
jay: you need intervention! that’s a sign of o.l.s old lady syndrome.
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