O-slurry
fictional (hopefully) c-cktail made up of a collection of spilled drinks from the dance floors of ‘the osprey’ club in manasquan, nj. this legendary drink is concocted by no other than the white-haired bouncer/bar back that is seen mopping up floors in the early part of an osprey night. his sentinel like stealth and proclivity to cleanup is unparalleled along the jersey sh-r-. whether true or not, this mythical tale is believed to be due, in part, by the extremely odd and uneasy beer selection at ‘the osprey’, which includes, corona in a tall boy can, fosters, molson ice, amongst other weird and varied beers of all sizes too large to drink before it warms to a p-ss-like temperature. the slang term, ‘o-slurry’ can be used to describe the formed slurry of spilt beverages on any dance floor.
greg overheard the white-haired bar back saying, “an o-slurry a day keeps me strong and handsome.” that’s so creepy!
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