Oak Knoll Elementary School
a rich, top notch, white majority school in menlo park, ca. what most people don’t know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. during my brief stay, i witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, gl-sses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother’s arms backwards around tree trunks. horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
a typical day at oak knoll elementary school
smart student: oh hi, i’m new here!
preppy kid: lemme show you around. -beats other student’s head in with a brick- f-cking nerd…
juvenile delinquent: you suck d-ck! -twists preppy kid’s arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places-
mob of third graders: kill! -all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight-
teacher 1: what’s going on?
teacher 2: -munches sunflower seeds- oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. want some seeds?
teacher 1: do i! -munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the sh-t out of each other- i hate kids.
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