oak park
a liberal town on the border of the austin ghetto. a conflicted town that is half “leave it to beaver” and half street. where suburban white boys go to buy and do drugs.
“this is how we roll in oak park.”
an area of sacramento which has the reputation for being the most dangerous. with violence, drugs, and prost-tution rapid in oak park, sacpd is on every corner (it seems). it is located just north of south sacramento. the turning point between oak park and south sac is debatable, but most natives can recognize it. made up of mostly african-americans and latinos, oak park has been ignored by the city for quite some time. only recently have city officials approved money for small redevelopment. some 50-60 years ago, sacramento’s oak park consisted predominately of caucasians. as crime grew in the central city (downtown), people of ethnic backgrounds began flocking to the less populated areas which in that time was oak park. over the years, african-americans became the majority due to the growth of the population of african-americans in sacramento and the movement of caucasians to the suburbs, thus we have the current oak park. there are many gangs in oak park, but most people there refer to themselves as an “o.p.g.”, meaning oak park gangster. it is a mixed urban/suburban area, but for the most part very busy. some say it has gotten better since the 90’s, while others say it has gotten worse. there is no doubt that oak park will be sacramento’s thorn for quite some time.
“i was born and raised in oak park”
a city right outside of chicago. if you hate parking tickets, avoid it like the plague.
is there any d-mn street in oak park where i can park at without getting a freaking ticket?
i go to the original house of pancakes, the original pete’s red hot’s and i ride the “l”. the huskies are a stellar baseball team, not a breed of dogs developed in siberia for pulling sleds. i like my pizza in staduim form from diniccos. i know way its called “the peoples republic of oak park”. i know the pavillion is a drinking spot not a music venue downtown. 62,000 people talk just like me. pbr is a drink, not a drug. i drive on ridgeland avenue, shop in oak brook, and drink pop. i live in the first town outside the westside of chicago. i am from oak park and d-mn proud of it
i dont understand this section
-the only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heteros-xual white male.
i gew up in the people’s republic of oak park.
1. a small town located in ventura county, north of los angeles. it is very beautiful town, has lots of hills and trees but its a bubble. it’s near many other towns but there really is nothing in oak park. the population consists of boring middle aged neighbors, rich people, hot girls, stoners, and soccer moms. the high school is filled with gossip and rumors. but it’s a very peaceful town, and a great place to live. the most exciting place in oak park is the donut shop up lindero canyon where everyone chills.
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steve: what should we do here in oak park?
nick: well, i got trees.
steve: bong?
nick: blunt wraps
steve: down.
a.k.a. toke park
a close suburb of chicago. children of middle cl-ss, whites are stoners that hang out at austin gardens and eat purees pizza. the parents run a “village” and pride themselves in being “tolerant” of h-m-s-xuals and blacks. (also, filled with hobos who like to smoke pot at scoville park)
if you want drugs, oak park is where you find it
oak parkers generally speak in a lingo only other oak parkers can understand
it is also contently swarmed by tourists due to frank loyd wright
“the village of oak park is full of druggies and alcoholics”
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