Oakland Mimosa
a drink characteristic of the oakland, california region. drink contains: one part miller high life beer (the champagne of beers), one part four loko.
side effects may include: lock jaw, the spins, being jittery, making poor s-xual decisions, and not being able to read for days.
tastes like an italian soda, but don’t be fooled.
i thought i was coming down from that snow, but it was just that oakland mimosa i had fo’ lunch!
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