Oakland Police Depart
the worst police department, ever!!! they don’t do sh-t about the heavy crime in oakland. it takes forever for them to show up after you report a crime. 69% of all the homicides in oakland are never solved. they sit around and do nothing whatsoever, but they still collect overtime pay just for working a late night homicide. they’re known for police brutality and the “oakland riders” incident. look it up so you know what i’m talking about. as i type this up someone is probably getting shot or shot at and the o.p.d. are doing nothing.
cop 1: well he is most definitely dead…
cop 2: we should har-ss innocent people and the community to try and get someone to tell us who did it.
cop 1: i honestly don’t care. i mean, we make about $98,000 a year. we shouldn’t even try. the case might not get solved anyway.
and this is why oakland police department ain’t sh-t…
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