Oakville Beaver


(n.) 1. an inflammation of the female genitalia due to poor hygienic habits like neglecting to shave the outer regions of the v-g-n-.

2. a very hairy v-g-n-

3. being from oakville or an attraction to oakvillian women and their beavers.
example: “ow! i think i have oakville beaver, i should have used a razor!”

example: “how was it with the chick last night?”
“oh no dude! she had the oakville beaver!”
“b-mmer man! did you find your way out?”
“there was so much hair!”

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