Oaring
the act of stumbling around randomly, smacking people in the face with oars; verb.
an optional way to perform this sport is to yell \\\”owned\\\” immediately after contact, followed by a quick retreat and a \\\”dirka dirka\\\”.
i went oaring yesterday, my voice is weak from yelling \”owned\” too much.
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