oatchild


a jewish child born with one purpose: to spread oat power globally.
an oatchild serves it’s master in battle with it’s highly advanced ability to control or summon an army of oats.
oatchildren are more powerful in numbers as they can transfer oatjuice to one another and strengthen each other’s powers.
“stay away! i have an army!” *jewish child steps forward*
“oh sh-t! it’s an oatchild!”
“not just one oatchild… dozens!”
*army of jewish oatchildren apparates out of thin air*

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