Oatmeal ass


a person with a saggy -ss, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. in reality, they own nothing but a -ss that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.
“omg! look at her oatmeal -ss!”
“only old men would like that . yuck.”

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