oats

a reward or tribute given to a male after he has had s-x with a woman.
in the schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has s-x with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. you can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. i don’t care – they’re your oats.

i just earned my oats today!
oat.: used to describe very strong cannabis (can sometimes be misheard as the noun: ‘ant’).
“hey bob, i smoked some well good oat the other night!”
a fit, good-looking girl
i got with a girl last night, she was an oat.
slang term for money, similar to paper.
“yo we hustle at the box factory to get that oat!”
aeronautical abbreviation for “outside air temperature.” almost exclusively given in degrees celsius.
“lawrence tower information juliet time 2000 zulu. wind 300 @ 8. visibility >10. sky scattered @ 1-2000. oat 9. dew point 2. altimeter 30.07. landing and departing runway 32. advise on initial contact you have juliet.”
over achieving teenagers, implies to anyone who is working too much, is stressed, and just tries too hard. often people who gets grades such as c’s and b’s but still consider they failed and did not do enough.
person a: what did you get on the test? person b: man i friggen missed up. the multiple choice screwed me over. person a: (looks at person b test paper) … you got a 96 -_- person b: it’s horrible. person a: you friggen oat -_-
old asian troll. while cruising a gay bar in the east village, we younger men were sipping our wine when, like sharks, a few older asian men started leching on us.
if partying in the gay bars of the east village, beware of oats.

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