Oaus
a type of plant found in urban environments that creates a painful sensation when rubbed in sensitive areas. not restricted to any one species. pr-nounced oh-ow-ss, with an audible clash of teeth accompanying the word’s end.
“hey jim come over here”
“sup man”
“get some of this on board”
“stop rubbing that oaus all over my nose you gimp”
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- Octalapluse
a sea creature with 8 legs and a big big head. also known as the octopus. pr-nounced: oct-ah-lah-ploo-seh 😉 there’s an octalapluse on my head again!
- offey
a person or thing that is a bit off or weird.or can even be used as an expression. he is such an offey. i am having an offey day.
- offlime
strange,unique;different or wierd. pecuiliar even. that shiznit is offlime, yo.
- Stressheimer's
when you’re so stressed out you forget things, blame it on other people, and otherwise act like you’ve lost a major portion of your cognitive abilities. i’m sorry i went home with your jacket last night and mistook it for my roommate’s this morning. it’s the stressheimer’s.
- Student Section
a student section is a group of usually more popular guys in a high school that don’t play basketball yet attend all the games. they are complete -ssholes. ted – “did you see that student section?” bill – “they were total -ssholes”