Obaloo
a strange and wonderful creature that lives in a coc–n.
the obaloo sleeps for long periods at a time and can become ferocious if sleep deprived or not fed at regular intervals. when not in the coc–n, the obaloo likes to potter at a leisurely place. this can sometimes get interrupted though by the mating calls from the obaloos paaaartner, baloo. whilst the obaloo is known to be highly clean, the baloo is a distant cousin of the racc–n and carries a potent smell.
the obaloo was agitated at having been woken up whilst asleep in the coc–n.
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