obamas dick
the darkest f-cking thing you have seen in your f-cking life. the absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. mich-lle obama probably has a dark f-cking d-ck too. they all circle jerk with bill and hillary clinton.
egg -ss n-gg-s
f-ck that n-gg- obamas d-ck being so dark.
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