Obamatardiot
going so far above and beyond the garden variety obamatard, the obamatardiot not only blindly refuses to allow facts of obama’s failures to get in the way of what he or she thinks…but actively still blames bush each week’s obamafailure.
mark: paul, that guy at lunch is an obamatard. he really thinks obama is a great president.
paul: no my friend, mark, he’s an obamatardiot. he thinks bush is responsible for the bp oil spill…he told me that the other day. i think you took a sick day that time.
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