Obermuller
obermuller (often spelt obermüller) translates directly from german as “the chief miller”.
therefore, should one inherit this as their surname, they have come from a long line of only the best germanic bread makers.
the several qualities possessed by any “obermüller” are: a good eye for bread; .
peasant: h-llo there, mister obermuller (sp. obermüller) – what bread should i buy?
mr obermüller: you probably can’t afford bread.
peasant: i can, i think.
mr obermüller: oh. ok. that one. (mr obermüller points to a st-rdy, quality loaf of bread – which the peasant cannot afford. mr obermüller sn-gg-rs, before promptly buying the loaf of bread he had recommended to the poor peasant).
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idiot: haaaaa – obermüller… like “müller” the yogurt…
mr/mrs/miss/doctor/probably someone called dennis obermüller: no.
idiot: oh.
mr/mrs/miss/doctor/probably someone called dennis obermüller: quite.
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