obese shlong
a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows c-nt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your c-ck in the toilet lid
mother f-cker,… i slammed my c-ck in the toilet seat again and my c-ck is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows c-nt
it is an over weight d-ck that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
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