obesies
slang used to describe two or more obese people. also sometimes used to describe one obese individual, in which case the word becomes “obesie”.
“we have to stop going to the buffet, man. that herd of obesies almost trampled me..it’s almost as if they took the all you can eat sign as a personal challenge!”
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