obfusticate
a combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from p–ping to the menstrual cycle
why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?
a secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.
obfusticate and leave me alone. or i need some alone time right now.
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