obgyn and fried chicken
when thinking about v-g-n- doctors i want fried chicken.
aly: i went to the obgyn
jon: vaguna doctor? yum
aly: why yum?
jon:makes me hungry.
aly:for p-ssy?
jon: no for fried chicken
aly: so obgyn and fried chicken?
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