obie

the term used to identify students at oberlin college
safer s-x night is a social opportunity for obies to meet one another while learning about the wonderful safety and instructional measures on s-x
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to have an internet domain name, a facebook username, or any other online ident-ty sniped by somebody else before you can claim it for yourself.
did you hear what happened to fernandez? he went to go grab his username and it was already taken. the dude got totally obied!
a person that steals your weed and is a piece of trash that does not contribute to anything. someone that starts sh-t with people just to do so and this leads to an epic -ss beating. someone who can handle their alcohol and tries to slam everyone around him so he feels better about his sh-tty life.
guy 1: -sitting in car with another buddy-
guy 2: -approaches car- “hey f-cktards”
guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm… he was warned that window was going up after all…
guy 2: “ill f-ck you up. ill break this f-ckin window and then imma f-ck you up”
friend: “o sh-t this guy is being a complete obie right now”

guy 2: continues to make an -ss of himself by swinging at guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later guy 2 tries to fight another person
the shortening for the irish surname “o’brien” etc….
o’brien = o’b = obie.
o’byrne=o’b=obie
o’dyer =o’d= odie
an irish man in the pub say’s “hey obie can you ask odie to fill me jug?
a black person who claims they ain’t black.
tiger woods is such a f-ckin obie.
a phrase originating from the student halls of swansea inst-tute meaning goodbye. the term obie was fabricated from two sources, the first bing another urban term one or 1 also meaning goodbye and the other from obi-wan of star wars; in which the second part of his name sounds like the aforementioned terms.
someone: yo, i’ll check you later
you: aight man, obie!
gay, likes to get it up the b-tt, and absolutly loves carlon micheals. they have “fun” nights with eachother.
also likes to pretend hes all big and bad and says he gets drunk every night and bones every girl but what he really means is, i’m to much of a wuss and i dont like girls because they can’t give me something hard and sand papery.
“ewww look at that obie! he is all over that carlon….”

girl: can’t believe he said no…
friend:its okay he’s probly an obie…
girl: yea he probly likes it up the b-tt with something hard and sand papiery! -laughs-
friend: i bet he’s waiting for a carlon!