objectively attractive
a phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or s-xually attractive.
well, i guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but i don’t find him interesting.
used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. the person’s hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot
1)scarlet johansson and david boreanaz are objectively attractive.
2) pete says “i am not sure scarjo is that hot”
tom responds, “are you f-cking blind?! that chick is objectively attractive! how could you say otherwise?”
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