Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear


a play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

this is for those people with adhd who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

i use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
hey, buddy, focus. objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

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