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• solemn low five

  the act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, cl-ss). barney: high five! ted: dude, we’re at a wake. barney: sorry. (whispers) solemn low five.

• Solophobia

  n. the fear of being alone. amplified by separation from one’s parent(s) at a young age, and/or being left alone at a young age for extended periods of time, solophobia is a powerful, instinctual, primal aversion to loneliness, which inspires action without thought. solophobes seek contact with others at all times, potentially to unhealthy extents. […]

• son of a cheese

  someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, cheese. like an alternative to arsaholic. -harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr….- john: “aaargh you son of a cheese!”

• sooner or later

  never. if someone tells you they will do something “sooner or later”, they most likely have no intention of ever doing it. see also: eventually i’ll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. -procedes to drink beer and continues watching tv-

• Soxtitute

  a female who refuses to date any other boys besides soccer boys. she like the brazilian/portuguese/hispanic pretty boy. they are usually on the smaller side tan skin spiked hair with a 6 or more pack. similar to a laxt-tute but with soccer boys. the soxt-tute turned down the basketball player because she only hooks up […]

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