Oblivious Cock Block


when a parent is unknowingly c-ckblocking their kid by being home. the parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. therefore the parent is obliviously c-ck blocking.
matt’s friend: “yo matt, did katie come over last night?”
matt: “yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious c-ck blockers!”

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