oblong schlong


just like the name implies, a c-ck that’s oblong. it is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a louisville slugger.
“i watched a video of this hot b-tch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she’s oblong schl-ng whirling around like a propeller. the horror! the horror!”
a man with a rectangular p-n-s caused by having s-x with electrical equipment
tom elder lubrecating his usp or usb port on his gamecube

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