oboe threat


threat given by band members who play oboe. i make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! don’t you dare f-cking touch my hours of work!! i will f-cking knife you and burn your sh-tty clarinet!!!!! never forget that you’re my band b-tch, b-tch.
idiot: -step step- -crack!!-
oboist: omg you broke my reed you clutz!
idiot: jeez calm down, can’t you just get another one?
oboist: i f-cking made that myself! it took four days! i’m gonna knife you in your sleep, -sshole!!
other band member: oh sh-t, he just got an oboe threat!

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