Obsessed ex girlfriend
one psycho girl who doesn’t get the picture that you don’t want to hang out with her and you don’t want to spend time with her. becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy b-tch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his “obsessed ex girlfriend”.
o.e.g: oh my god i cry every day i’m an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can’t live without you
guy: i’m with my new girlfriend and i love her.
o.e.g: but i’m in love with you please come back to me
guy: no i don’t think we’ll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
o.e.g: please i’ll buy you an m3 bmw!!
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