Obsessive Comparison Disorder
to constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. coined by paul angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 secrets for your twenties.
obsessive comparison disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of oreo’s while watching real housewives of oc.
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