obviator
one who obviates. that is, one who antic-p-tes and eliminates dangers, difficulties, and disadvantages by effective measures.
david is an obviator of difficulties; we never have any trouble when he’s around.
at first alex thought he had done a forknuts when the report appeared. but it turns out jim had already taken credit for the leak, saving him from potential embarr-ssment. the next day, alex thanked the obviator for his -ssistance.
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