occasional boyfriend
that guy you occasionally do ordinary couple things with but turn it into a full blown s-xcapade. it is a level above friends with benefits, is a little more involved, but still requires some of the basic rules of engagement, such as not over sharing personal information that would lead to emotional attachment.
gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.
i went to go eat dinner with jack last night where he then fingered me under the table. i gave him a bl-w j-b at the movie theater. at my place we screwed like animals before retreating into cuddling position for the night. i’ll be going half way across the globe tomorrow, but that’s okay. he’s my occasional boyfriend, not a real one.
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