OCDPMS
a disease dealing with one of several symptoms of both obsessive compulsive disorder and premenstrual syndrome, but usually much worse. it is mostly found in women, but a few rare cases in men have been doc-mented. the only treatment is a backhand across the face, followed by the phrase “go make me a sandwhich”, or “get back in the kitchen”.
the symptoms include:
1)b-tching, usually a lot of it.
2)jumping from two unrelated topics.
3)mood swings.
4)being a complete and utter b-tch.
5)not being able to stop b-tching without a distraction.
6)whilst b-tching, b-tching about everything and everyone.
7)whilst b-tching, mentioning every single one of your short comings. no exceptions, she will mention everything you’ve done wrong in the past, as far as up to 3 years ago.
guy 1:brooke was being really b-tchy about nathaniel. maybe she has ocdpms?
guy 2:yeah, same with sarah. she couldn’t stop complaining about when i picked her up fifteen minutes late from her grandma’s house.
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