OceanUP

a disney gossip website that posts anything and everything about jonas brothers, miley cyrus, selena gomez and demi lovato…

but the true “celebrities” on that site are the users.

oceanup would actually be a legitimate website if it weren’t for the dumb-sses who inhabit the comment boards.

users like: jerseygirl, peacelovehearts, ginger and jackie stan obsessively everyday for their favorites (i.e; miley cyrus and joe jonas).

stanning is a common sport on oceanup though, and if you’re not stanning and/or a fan of both miley and selena, users on oceanup will be more than welcome to tell you (nicely) to gtfo.

there are other users on oceanup that are actually sane. people like: goldengal, lilly, and demiandmileypones are quite normal and easy to talk to.

and there are the crazies who, even though you have no idea what the f-ck they’re rambling about, supply the best laughs on the site. this includes: imnotannoying, bamf princess, and yvonne.
next time you’re creeping on oceanup be sure to give these infamous users a friendly “h-llo”.

vocab used on oceanup:

perv
pickles
stfu
throw it to the ground
epic
fail

some examples of oceanup comments:
anonymous: joe ur a dumb-ss for hurting demi like dat you b-tchhh

jason: sure perv lol lol lol

peacelovehearts: -shoots you with pickle-

anonymous: andy from toy story is sooooooo hot

anonymous: oceanup sucks! but i still love to troll!
a website created by a guy named tim ocean who has his head up selena gomez’s -ss 24/7 and posts the latest everything and anything about hollywood’s hottest teen celebrities. it’s also a place where jonas fans, miley fans, demi fans, and selena fans come comment, yell, and viciously argue with each other while expressing their opinions about whatever was recently posted. newcomers should be aware that if you hate on the jonas brothers, demi, miley, or selena the fans will hunt you down and kill you. basically, it’s a death trap and if you can’t handle people cussing, threatening your life, dissing you or your beloved idol, or ferociously attacking you with hateful words, i suggest you stay the f-ck out.
niley hater: omj did u c tha pic of nick and miley on oceanup ?!?!?

niley lover: idk, niley is back.
a gossip site populated by overobsessedtween girls aged 4-12, who have a knack for nick jonas and the jonas brothers. oceanup unfortunately hates miley cyrus, and is actually a cholo-loving gossip rag since it is quite fond of baby big head selena homez similar to perez hilton. it’s different from perez hilton because oceanup only reports on celebrities that appeals to its audience as stated above. they love to publish personal mysp-ce/facebook pictures of celebrities, and also celebrities that no one cares about such as zac efron, savannah outen, and taylor momsen. the editors of oceanup, who continue to remain anonymous, are probably around the age of 16 since the site is infested with grammatical and spelling errors. taylor swift has been known to read oceanup, which is probably the stupidest thing she could possibly do, since she needs to get her -ss back to her guitar and churn out love songs so oceanup readers will be satisfied next spring.
girl 1:”omggg! i read about nick going out with selena homez on oceanup! i’m going to cut myself tonight!”

girl 2: “yeah. i read ontd my mind isn’t suseptible to such cr-p”
oceanup.com a gossip site about tons of celebrities. mainly miley cyrus, jobros, demi lovato, selena gomez, and justin bieber. but you will see others. most users are batsh-t crazy so watch out. and now there are creepy beliebers on there.
old users hate the new users and new users dgaf. most people dont like anons.

some users that are still there consist of
peacelovehearts
m
imnotannoying
voice of reason
tracestan
gearsarealwaysturning
mileyisbestest
moricetsz
wavy
weareinfinite
mileykicks-ss
mels
babyyoureafirework
sophieeee
teamn-body
idkmybffjill
ddlovatostan
picstoburn
limeinthecoconut
etc.

never talk to users such as wylmite and jerseygirl! they are both horrid.

some dont come on as much and others are really b-tchy,
and if you ever need a gif icon just ask the anon/user anon18!

mostly people talk about whatever from selenas singing to pickles and s-x
peacelovehearts: -shoots with a pickle-

ddlovatostan: my demi -ss icon is staying!

anon: oceanup users suck -ss
a really really stupid website that is only read by tween to are wrapped around miley cyrus’s fat finger.

that site is constantly stalking the latest celebrity that their audience is talking about. the audience ranges of idiots between the ages of 9-17 who are complete big mouths and know-it-alls.
oceanup is like a country, with states that fight with eachother.
you have your huge mileycyursloving/selenagomezhating state, your smart demilovatoloving state, the jonasbrothersloving state, the small selenagomezloving state, and the extremely tiny ilovethemall and ihatethemall states.

this site proves that miley cyrus fans are annoying as f-ck, and will attack you with the rest of their pack with comments such as “stop hating b-tch” and she is hbic” even if you say “i dislike miley cyrus.” , whereas they will go “selena homez sucks” and “selena homez has a big head” .

a total double standards website.

if tim, the oceanup owner, one day bans comments, i will literally laugh my -ss off. no more arguing for the annoying teenyboppers.

the only way the won’t argue is if the subject is on pmsing.
“have you been on oceanup today? that last post was soooo lame!”
“ugh, no. i don’t go on that raggety useless mileyloving site anymore. they all suck. false information alll the time.”

“whatever. it’s fun to see people waste their time on celebrities who dont give a sh-t.”
“i’m still not gonna go on. ”
oceanup is a popular teen gossip site loaded with rumors & scandals about your favorite teenage stars such as justin bieber, miley cyrus, selena gomez, & much more. you can add your insight and thoughts on all of the above by heading to the comments.

but, it’s much more than simply a discussion board. on the outside oceanup comment boards look regular, but there’s really more than meets the eye. it’s mostly an off topic chat room filled with tv-like drama thus the reason it’s been named “oceansh-r-“. there are cliques, friendship, arguments, and epic personalities here.

regulars:
peacelovehearts
wakawakaeheh
grammar n-z-
anons
mileykicks-ss
husky
sparkles
isarcasticing
disco.is.dead
imnotannoying
keepitreal
scarsremindme
caliswag
entertainmentlove

popular sayings:
tbh – to be honest
ia – i agree
smh – shaking my head
mte -my thoughts exactly
lol irl -lol in real life
-chris brown face-
-folds hands-
i can’t.
you may sit.
pickles
isarcasticing: “you may sit”
peacelovehearts: “-shoots pickle-”
anons: “it’s dead”
husky: “what’s happened to oceanup? =t”
to take a shower, to wash
“hey bro, before we hit sights, i am gonna ocean up