octapogamous
a person who has eight girls in an attempt to subst-tute his ever increasingly irritating situation with his girlfriend.
person 1: i could never cheat on my girlfriend. i’m completely for monogamous relationships.
person 2: i’d never cheat on my girlfriend either, but i’m an octapogamous.
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