Octopus Couple


a really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public – the epitome of pda. generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
‘ewww, have you seen rosie and nick lately? they were practically having s-x on the bus’

‘yeah, they’re such an octopus couple’

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