Oehlberg
– noun
1. language: some primative civilizations use the phrase “oehlberg” to refer to all nouns, similar to the inhabitants of the world “marklar” in the south park episode “starvin’ marvin in sp-ce.”
2. a male with a larger than average p-n-s, most common with great apes or whales.
3. a very low score in a compet-tion.
– verb (used with object)
1. to discuss off-topic matters.
2. to laugh at one’s own jokes.
– noun
1. i hit my oehlbeg on an oehlberg and now i’m late for my oehlberg.
3. “how did you do in the game?” “i got an oehlberg.”
– verb
1. i was trying to talk about the afgan war, but she kept oehlberging.
2. i wanted to oehlberg, but you can’t do that as a comedian.
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