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used by idiots who can’t articulate correctly in place of the word “have”.
cross-reference: often used in the same sentence as “your” when what they really mean to say is “you’re”.
in frequent use in england.
i should of asked for her number.
those movie tickets cost more than they should of.
it’s raining. your going to be sorry. you should of brought an umbrella.
odd future this is short for ofwgkta tyler, the creator’s group
of all day… golf w-ng!
oh f-ck!
of! not that again. sh-t, man!
old fashioned, or commonly known as old f-ck. this b-st-rd is only 18, but acts like he is 85. he will tell you war stories and have no idea what the f-ck he is talking a bout because the only action he has seen is in the great squirrel m-ssacre of plymouth rock. when you come to visit him you will be greeted by what at first looks like a old man that has see his far share of sh-t, but no its a 18 year old in a pair of overalls chewing on a grain stock, rocking in a chair with a 12- gauge shotgun in his lap. oh, what is that you hear? it’s f-cking old time country music, and we’re not talking about johnny cash, we mean some real red neck i f-cked my sister type sh-t. if you are sensitive person don’t come around because he is just as ruthless as he is old, or so he likes to think. the last thing is that he can’t eat his food warm. he enjoys his nourishment to be between room temperature and -30 degree f.
o.f.: man i remember back with this all used to be farm land
george: shut the f-ck up of, your baby -ss hasn’t even hit p-b-rty.
mom: eat your food while its hot.
son: i like it cold
mom: wow you are so of
o.f.: a squirrel, only if i hd my 12 gauge
i came up with this in the late 70’s. an o.f. is an occasional f-ck. someone you have no real interest in because every time they opened their mouth nothing but stupid came out. but they were gorgeous, good in bed, but absolutely not to be seen in public with.
please do not tell me that i saw you with him at the elbow room last night. i know that you were snot slinging drunk, but he’s your f-cking o.f. for christ’s sake!
original fairy.
that man is an o.f. switching hard as h-ll.
original fiction; original stories posted online by their authors on a free-to-view website.
i read of
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