of pandas and people
r-t-rded creationist/intelligent design textbook in which empirical science is utterly discarded in favor of supernatural explanations, g-ddidit idiocy, and other bullsh-t. this book is supported by creationist dumbf-cks who have been know to deny galileo’s heliocentric model.
creationist r-t-rd: hey, have you read of pandas and people?
joel: yeah. my iq dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and i am now homeless. thanks, creationist r-t-rd!
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