off-chance of a maybe


improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that “maybe” means “yes” rather than “no.”; an unbelievable eventuality.
“what, from here? on the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, i’ll wash both your cars.”

person 1:”its today? i didn’t study!”

person 2: “don’t worry, you won’t fail!”
person 1 sarcastically: “sure i won’t! on the off-chance of a maybe mr. hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!”

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