off roading

when one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. best done in a jeep.
i want to go off roading so bad.

i just found this awesome place to go off roading, i took my jeep and it handled perfectly
placing your head between someone’s -ss cheeks and then shaking it vigorously back and forth and making a motorboat sound. (similar to motorboating, but to someone’s -ss instead of their t-ts)
d-mn, look at the -ss on that girl! i’d love to throw on my super swampers and go offroading!
another term for engaging in -n-l s-x.
my ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so i had to give her a bullwinkle.
-n-l s-x
when my girlfriend’s p-ssy got sore, i rolled her over, lubed up her -ss, and went off-roading.
working outside of your chosen profession to make ends meet. working odd jobs.
since i quit advertising i’ve been offroading for a while.
to take a sh-t down someone’s -n-s after sodomising them.
from bridget jones’ diary.

mar 9th.

vodkas: 2 cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

mark took me out for a fancy meal down starburger. he then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the greek. halfway through his stuffing my -rs- however, he insisted that i hold my gaping -n-s open whilst he took a sh-t down it. i said that this was impossible, he insisted that “all my previous b-tches loved off roading.”