off tits


an expression meaning totally awesome/crazy/hectic
dude: “bro did you go to jonno’s party on friday?”
dude 2: “yeh bro that sh-t was off t-ts!”

sk8r guy: “holy sh-t did you see that trick?!? that was totally off t-ts!”

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