Offended

a page an ed cool people go to
cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah
the worst encyclopedia dramatica page. ever. period. end of discussion.
dude, i went to encyclopedia dramatica last night and saw the offended page. i don’t think i can eat ever again…
to be offended. an evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove b-tton), and ruins video games as well as many other things.
people who are able to by “offended” by anything are the worst people on earth. keep an open mind about things and live and let live. don’t ruin things for other people just because you can’t take it. not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can’t take it then you need to grow up.
the bonus boss of the internet. if you’ve defeated the pain series page on encyclopedia dramatica, this next one is for you!!
i have conquered the offended page several times now! prove you’re bad-ss too, go there now!
most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. ’nuff said.
just sickening and wrong. worse than actual ofennding or being offended
1. a page on ed to show your elderly grandmother.
2. the state in which everyone seems to be in.
1. hey grandma, come look at this webpage, offended!
2. i was offended.
the perpetual state of all white liberals.

the perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, christian males, as projected by all white liberals.

everything offends white liberals. they are offended by calling a b-m a b-m, a f-g a f-g, a bull dyk- a bull dyk-, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. white liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. the teachers there say, “oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. we must say visually challenged.”
the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when i said i was going to a meeting of the national -ssociation for the advancement of colored people. “oh, you must never say ‘colored people,’ she said in a huff. you must say “persons of color.’ the correct name of that organization is the national -ssociation for the advancement of persons of color. the naapc.'”

then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when i told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.

never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. that will offend the refuse collectors.