Offendotron
person/people offended by anything however innocuous inc. jokes and squirrels
“oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?”
offendotron: “why are you asking?! that’s so transphobic” #blocked
“i love nuts in may”
offendotron:”what?! why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? misogynist” #blocked and #reported
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- Party plague
when you party so hard you end up getting sick. “hungover?” “nah man worse, party plague. sh-t knocked me on my -ss.”
- paul landi
the action of a piece of poo dangling from the -n-s onto someones -n-s then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain i totally just paul landi’d my girl las night, it was sweet
- Permastoked
the perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. not to be confused with overstoked. dude, today was so sick! i woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! i’m permastoked! 5
- Personality Ebola
when someone’s personality is so sh-tty that you have the potential to get ebola. friend 1: hey! let’s go sit next to our friends in the lunch room! friend 2: ew no! that group has personality ebola! friend 1: oh yeah.. nevermind.
- phunch
v. to cup a fart in ones hand and use a punch to deliver the fart to anothers nose. i ate too many starches, so watch out for my future phunches -sshole.