office
adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain philadelphia radio star in place of the word “awesome”.
example sentence: “man, that movie was awesome!”
new and improved sentence: “man, that movie was office!”
place to do your dirty business aka take a sh-t or wizz
man i gotta go get some work done in the office.
a waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.
if someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. and since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.
a room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the f-g room.
worker: hey look he’s going into the office! probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.
the room where the wealthy, rich, male sn-bs can throw their sl-tty – but hot – secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can’t do for them at home.
the place where secretaries can get a raise.
husband: sorry hunny. i can’t make it for supper tonight. gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.
co-worker: oh…the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. she must have really wanted a raise.
like it? it’s the deluxe
like my office? its the deluxe!
ice that is beyond its expiration date.
man i feel terrible, it must have been the office i had at that cheap indian place.
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