Office Blasting
when in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. once they open the door to leave, let ‘er rip. anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.
mort: hey saul.
saul: yes mort.
mort: boy did i do some office blasting yesterday.
saul. oye vey. who’d you get?
mort: some schmuck from accounting.
saul: very good mort.
mort: thanks. smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
saul: word!
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